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Retail Breakdown: Find the HoboHookah

The best hookah in town is coming to your neighborhood. Check out these hookah shops in 6 different US cities:
New York City, NY: Village Smoke Shop
Location: 317 6th Avenue in between 3rd and 4th Street.
Display Bottle: 1.75L Hpnotiq
Washington DC: Havanamax
Location: 3249 M Street in Georgetown, between Potomac and Wisconsin Ave.
Display Bottle: 1L Belvedere Vodka
Madison, [...]

Shihou Pijiou: Liver of the Damned

Our Correspondent of Clap has been drinking himself bored in South China, in what must be, one of the few remaining relatively uninihabited parts of China. As a change of pace, this last weekend he decided to head into town, for a little socializing.
Sporting one of the few remaining ProtoHobos still on foreign soil [...]

Daily Hookah Hassle

Daily Show contributor Demetri Martin in his skit “Trend Spotting” reviewed the “up and coming” “trend” of “hookah” “smoking”. Although the weed jokes were overworked like a South Asian child laborer, the cigarette smoking scene towards the end highlights the Hookah Hassle you get with other hookahs. With the Hobo, you could just buy [...]

In Search of Adventure: The Mongol Rally

Most people fail to realize that fantasy fiction is a rather new art form. Before Jules Verne there was basically no-one, who would attempt to create stories of adventure around a completely ficticious reality. Instead, most people of the day read the “news.” Word from Magellan or Polo was often far more [...]

The HoboHookah: Prepare for Take-off

Ah, yes. It is now time. Mission control has confirmed all systems go for the HoboHookah to launch on Firday, August 3rd, 2007. That means, its time to hook yourself up and get the Hobo now at its introductory price of $65 bones, or clams, or whatever you call them. (Hobocans only accepts US dollars [...]

Authors

Trent, Maynard
Trent, Maynard

Trent graduated from the University of Wisconsin - Madison in August 2005. He worked for Lucent Technologies and later joined AIESEC US to financially manage and expand grants to the US Department of State, American Express and the Starr Foundation. He currently resides in The Jersey City, a glorious place to be alive. [ » more ]

Mike, Duke of the Dream
Mike, Duke of the Dream

Mike graduated from the University of Wisconsin - Madison in May 2007 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics and a concentration in Mathematics. He is an online technologies enthusiast and actively follows the trends of social, viral marketing through weblogs, online forums and social networking sites. He is currently kicking it in Malaysia, which is significantly warmer than Wisconsin. [ » more ]