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Rock Lords, and times of past

We sent a Hobo with our friend Lyn who was journeying south of the border. Here’s what he had to say upon his return:

On a warm Spring afternoon I sat slowly drawing the HoboHookah. I was in no particular train of thought at the time. All the sudden I had this rush of thoughts come into my head. I remembered a toy that I had as a small child. It was a shiny gold colored rock, that transformed into a robot with two red eyes. It was part of a force of good rock robots that battled evil rock robots in a series called Rock Lords. It’s name was Nugget.

I remembered how the toy looked and how it transformed. I thought about the edges of the toy, where the cheap metallic paint had chipped away, revealing a dingy, yellow colored plastic underneath. I didn’t understand this very well when I was a child, because I thought it was made of metal.

All of these thoughts came into my head in an instant. I would say in less than the span of a second. I haven’t thought about this particular toy, or Rock Lords since probably 1986-1987, two fucking decades ago. I don’t know why, but it just creeped me out for some reason. What could cause this? Why was I having a vivid flashback about a childhood toy without any provocation?

I am not a religious person. However, I can see where episodes like this must have inspired people to believe in religious deities. I then thought how Einstein hypothesized that the Universe was shaped like a donut, and my flashback seemed to make a little more sense.

I took another slow pull on the Hobohookah, and decided to let my mind wander a bit further…

(Reference: http://www.toyarchive.com/RocklordsSeries1.html)

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Trent, Maynard
Trent, Maynard

Trent graduated from the University of Wisconsin - Madison in August 2005. He worked for Lucent Technologies and later joined AIESEC US to financially manage and expand grants to the US Department of State, American Express and the Starr Foundation. He currently resides in The Jersey City, a glorious place to be alive. [ » more ]

Mike, Duke of the Dream
Mike, Duke of the Dream

Mike graduated from the University of Wisconsin - Madison in May 2007 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics and a concentration in Mathematics. He is an online technologies enthusiast and actively follows the trends of social, viral marketing through weblogs, online forums and social networking sites. He is currently kicking it in Malaysia, which is significantly warmer than Wisconsin. [ » more ]