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Kick your party up a notch with a Water Cooler to dispense your beverage of choice.

We at HoboHookah.com pride ourselves on innovative ways to separate our parties from the pack. So we were surprised that the Water Cooler Alcohol Dispenser had slipped through our Party Pioneer fingers.

To be completely honest, this isn’t our idea. Like most 20-something’s we have been crushing the first season of Mad Men, when, where in the first season, at the Kennedy Election party, those crazy 60’s cats had filled up a water cooler full of liquor. Brilliant.

Lets think this Water Cooler Alcohol Dispenser idea through:

1) Water coolers cool liquid. Any liquid, such as alcohol, that you poor in the 5 gallon jug. Some will even have heaters: 5 gallons of Hot Toddies around the fireplace anyone? Cold or hot beverages at press of a button: Sounds like science fiction.

2) It has a 5 gallon capacity. If you have a beverage in the 10-15 proof mark, it should add about the same kick to your party as a 16 gallon keg.

3) Easy restocking: With 2 or 3 5-gallon jugs, you can easily replace the top jug with more beverage. This will keep you living the dream instead of mixing bespoke cocktails.

4) Easy to clean: We have many rounds of wop or jungle juice party experience, and that can get messy. The water cooler is built for quick, alcohol dispersion without the ladle.

5) Its a cheap alternative to kegs: It will take about 2-3 half gallon (1.75l) of your normal swill to make a 5-gallon party jug, which, price wise, is right there with the cheapest barrel typically on hand at your neighborhood liquor store.

What’s it cost? Well, if you can’t score a refurb or reject from a local water dealer, you can get the hardware for about $200 on Ebay, which is about the lowest cost one can get a Kegerator for. Hell, you can even use it for water during the downtime, if one were so inclined.

Got any Water Cooler Alcohol Dispenser stories? Drop us a line: mail@hobocans.com