Why the HoboHookah?
The HoboHookah is a revolution of the hookah and that’s not just blowing smoke…rings. The HoboHookah offers several features either not currently found on other hookahs or found only on those million dollar babies you find online. Let’s break this down for ya’ll:
- Flexibility: You are never going to find a more accomodating hookah than the HoboHookah. All of its ins and outs are standard. Numero uno: bottle. Nearly any bottle will work with the Hobo. Soda bottles? Check. Liquor bottles? Check. BIG liquor bottles? Double check. Standard hookah vases? Even most of those will work. The HoboHookah has a patent pending design that allows for the user to secure the pipe over the mouths of most bottles. All the way up to 1.5 inches in diameter. That’s a lot of versatility. But wait there’s more! The HoboHookah bottle interface will also slide into the mouth of bottles over 1.5 inches, such as those more commonly used by other, lesser, hookahs. And the second numero: The Hobo will rock most all standard bowls and “modern” style hoses with removable ends. Flexibility is great: You can make it your own, or make it work anywhere. That’s the way of the Hobo.
- Transportabili-ty: The Hobo can be crammed into mearly 56 cubic inches and its 12 inch length is something to be appreciated. That’s like carrying a fifth of liquor, or maybe a roll of aluminum foil. Most “travel” hookahs are 4 times that with their fancy carrying case. What’s the secret? No bottle to carry. No bottle, means less volume and nothing to break even when the “throwers” at the airport do their worst. Just land, stroll to the merchant of your favor and pick something up: Glass, plastic, fancy or Coke. It’s all good. Hey, while you’re at it, forget the bowl at home, pick up some fresh produce and carve your own; we recommend apples. That means more room for important stuff, like tobacco. You know the saying: Where there’s smoke, there’s a Hobo. And where there’s a Hobo, there’s a good time, all the time.
- Machine Washable: As big time hookah smokers here at Hobocans, we know what a pain in the arse cleaning up is. Seriously, who cleans their pipe every time they use it? Not us, not anyone. One of the most exciting things about the HoboHookah is you can freaking throw the whole thing in the dish washer. That’s right. It’s the 21st century, and we should be entitled to machines doing the dirty work. Just take it apart, or not, stick the pipe on one of those spikes in the dishwasher and let it go. Mine as well wash it after every use for a crisp clean smoke all the time. No muddling of flavor for the HoboHookah. All parts are high temp and aquatics friendly.
- Stainless Steel: Say it with me people: Stainless Steel. We cannot stress this enough. Ever wonder why your cheapo Egyo hookah tastes like crap compared to the Shisha bar you hit up on the weekends? Well, part one is that whole “cleaning” thing mentioned above, and part deux is in the metal. Stainless steel does not rust, it will not retain flavor, and it cleans up like a dream. Cheap hookahs use lesser metals, like copper coated in zinc, brass, or untreated aluminum. The Hobo shuns these cost saving metals and goes with what provides the best taste. Stainless, it’s the secret of the Pros.
- Durable: Too many hookahs have fallen to the happenstance of transportation or party mishaps. This will not happen with the HoboHookah. The HoboHookah pipe is designed to be dropped, kicked, and, don’t try this at home, set on fire. The bottle? Have you ever broken a bottle? Ever seen the tears of a hookah owner who has just seen his or her vase shatter? No tears with the Hobo. Find another bottle, buy a better bottle. It’s going to be OK. The bowl, hose, and vase can all be replaced, and with the HoboHookah, even improvised when circumstance dictates. The pipe is the magic ingrediant, and the Hobo pipe will survive to accomodate whatever circumstances arise. The party must go on. By any means necessary.
So whats the real deal here? What do you get?
- You get that HoboHookah pipe mentioned above, with all those features.
- You get a modern style hose that actually screws on to the HoboHookah.
- You get a big ol’ clay bowl. We think clay is the best for smoking and heat dissapation.
Fin
At 65USDs these babies give you many advantages. Sure, there are cheaper hookahs out there. They look great when you buy them, but with those you get what you pay for. And your newly bought piece soon degrades into a muddled tasting pariah. The Hobo, on the other hand, likes you. Maybe even “like” likes you. And because of that fact, it will actually give you more than what you pay for.
Imagine taking a fine tasting piece anywhere. Imagine taking this same fine tasting piece anywhere and not worrying if the “new” guy at the party is going to tip it over, wreaking havoc on your piece. And imagine if this fine tasting piece, with just the slightest bit of attention and care, gives you that same fine taste years down the line. The HoboHookah gives you the crisp flavor you crave, anywhere, anytime. No worries, man.
Head over to the purchase page and hook yourself up. It’s what you want, it’s what you deserve. We at Hobocans are like you, and we are more than happy to offer the HoboHookah to our fellow smokers.
