The HoboNargile Turns Almost Any Bottle Into A Hookah

Rated 10/10 on Hookahpro.com

The HoboNargile made its way to my little British doorstep today and I wanted to let you know this thing is friggin boss!! I mean, it is way doper than any of my other hookahs.

When I go travelling the world next year, this is the first thing that I will bundle into my suitcase - I will also take pics of it in action at every country I visit!

I am truly a HoboHero now and you sir, are a beautiful, beautiful person for bestowing such awesomeness on my life!

~ Joey from England and Hookahpro.com

"Smokes Better than My Egyptian Hookah and Lasts Much Longer"

I ordered my HN during the second phase of the sale and it arrived yesterday (after the customs debacle) and all I can say is, it was worth the wait!! It smokes better than my egyptian hookah and lasts much longer... Thanks for putting such a great product out!

~ Nmemon from Madison, Wisconsin

"One of the Best Hookahs I've Ever Used"

I just wanted to thank you for this little, handy-dandy, piece of heaven that is the HoboNargile. I'm currently smoking Starbuzz strawberry margarita with an iced 1.75L Smirnoff bottle, and dare I say it...but I think it smokes better than my 4-hoser "Big Green"!

This has got to be one of the best hookahs I've ever used.

~ Dalton D. from Davis, California

"So Simple To Use And Clean"

We just had an awesome 2008 New Year’s party and I just wanted to tell you what a great addition the Hobohookah made to our little celebration! We lugged our outdoor sound system up into the highlands of Malaysia where we had a fantastic time listening to over 5 international psy / goa DJs right from our tents around a grassy dancefloor.

Our tent hosted a Hobohookah, and it created such a great setting for our guests to get to know each other! And it was so simple to use and clean as well; which was good because none of us had ANY experience with using hookahs! Now everyone who came to the party wants one! BOOM HOBOHOOKAH!

~ John Kuan, Co-Founder, FoundationKL.org organizers of the EPIC 2007 / 2008 Gathering

"It Goes Everywhere With Me"

I love my HoboHookah it goes every were with me! Specially When I got to parties. Everyone one wants to smoke. I love to take it camping. nothing like sitting outside watching the sun set and smoking some hookah. Also its great to smoke around the camp fire. I don’t have to worry about some one breaking the vase.

~ Jeremy Ray

"Hands Down The Best Hookah I Have Ever Owned Or Smoked"

The hobohookah is hands down the best hookah i have ever owned or smoked. I have owned mine for over a year and a half now and I love how incredibly portable it is. I can literally take it everywhere i go and it is no hassle whatsoever.

But my favorite thing about the hobo hookah is how even after this long it still tastes great and the flavor is crisp every time. I can normally tell how old a hookah is because after a few months regardless of the flavor of shisha it will taste like shit, and I haven’t had this problem at all. I love this hookah and will always have it unless I lose it or actually wear it out, because it is so well built it will never break.

Should that happen, I will immediately order another HoboHookah, with no regrets because it is so awesome that I don’t know how I’ll ever get by without a hobohookah to take wherever I go!

~ Jerod Bontrager

"It Has Never Let Me Down"

I love the hobo hookah. So much that I have two of them and when the Nargile comes out I’ll get that one as well. I’ve taken it to over seven countries around the world including a tour in Iraq with the military. It has never let me down.

~ J. Nasty

"My Friends Have Been Lusting After It"

Dude I love this pipe. It’s my only pipe and my friends have been lusting after it after they bought there "real" hookahs... jokes on them I guess.

I just wanted to show some love, and I do LOVE this pipe. It’s the shit.

~ Philip J Mathias

"Months Later I’m Still Happy"

I didn’t want a majestic hookah with a gorgeous, fragile vase to drool over. I wanted something durable I could trust to use for years - a proper investment in an activity I intend to enjoy long-term. The HoboHookah fit my parameters perfectly, including its price point, and months later I’m still happy with my investment (over the several states its followed me through).

~ Elizabeth B.

"The HoboHookah Is Hands Down The Best"

I’ve spent the last 2 years in the middle east and have smoked just about every type of hooka there is. The hobohookah, hands down, is the best. The simple construction makes better smoke and allows for much easier cleaning. I recommend it to all my friends, keep up the good work.

~ Ryan Fillis

"Always becomes a topic of discussion wherever I take it"

The Hobohookah always becomes a topic of discussion wherever I take it. It’s convenience and ease of transportation allows me to take it to nearly any place or event. Because of it’s sturdy design I can throw it in a bag and never have to worry about damaging it.

I never have to worry about a base’s size or if it breaks because nearly any bottle can act as one and replace another if it were to break. Also, since i can use nearly any bottles as a base my friends and i always try to find different bottles and jugs to use as a base. The hobohookah has become a whole other form of entertainment in the hookah/shisha culture.

~ James

"I Have The BEST Smoke In Town"

The Hobo was worth every penny. I have the BEST smoke in town, with the most unique pipe, with the easiest preparation, and everyone smokes with me is extremely interested in the hobo. Probably the best money I’ve spent.

~ Kenny Shatley

"Changed The Way I Hookah"

The hobohookah absolutely changed the way I hookah. I’ve owned three different hookahs in my time smoking the shisha, the other two hookahs were $65 and $100. The first hookah I had gave out after three months of usage, the second gave out after 5 months. I’ve owned the hobohookah for about 2 years now, and it’s still going strong.

I don’t have to worry about bringing an expensive and hard to replace vase to a party, I don’t have to deal with smell-stained vases, it’s wonderful!

I can take the hobo anywhere, it’s easy to pack and take with me for my travels (and I travel a lot for my job). It’s an amazing idea and I really love what yall are doing with it as you prepare the second version!

~ Ryan Adams

Perfect For Hookah Enthusiast And Partiers

First of all, i’d like to say that I’m really satisfied with my HoboHookah. I’ve ordered it last week and it arrived today and it’s pure-bliss! Awesome! For a hookah enthusiast that I am, and plus, being a regular party-goer, you guys just made the most perfect hookah ever for both needs.

~ Gus FuneEditor of PapodeHomem (lifestyle magazine) in Brazil

"The Crowd Would Not Stop Crowding Around Me And My Friends"

Very Nice, went to a party this weekend everyone had their hookahs there, I pulled out the trusty hobo grabbed a bottle of peach schnapps and packed it with some mixed fruit. The crowd would not stop crowding around my and my friends, everyone wanted to try the legendary hookan on a liquor bottle.

Thank you so much for making such an awesome hookah I have had a few hookas in the past and this is surely my favorite, not to mention it hits the best and is the easiest to clean. 5 Stars all around

~ Spencer redmond, Raleigh, NC

"Smoked So Good It Got Stolen"

Thank you, I had a Hobo prior to this one but is smoked so good it got stolen, have some fumari coming in to enjoy this one with and will keep a much better eye on it.

~ Hachi Maltalya

No Other Hookahs Are As Easy As This One

Hey I just wanna say thanks for changing my shipping to next day for me! Your great customer service and quick email responses made this really easy for me even though my order was shipped late. I received my hobohookah Wednesday afternoon and enjoyed a few smoke sessions with some friends that night and I must say this is a great hookah! Everybody loved it!

I’ve owned many hookahs (big and small), but none if them are as easy I take around as this one. And given the size i was really suprised how smooth and thick the smoke clouds were. Not to mention setup and clean up are a breeze! Thanks again!

~ Aaron Silva, Seattle

"And Soon A Legacy Is Upon You"

Out on the town in Denver, meeting the mountain folk, the conversation never seems to linger quite long enough. But throw a Hobo in the mix and suddenly that lonesome farewell, “Well hope I run into you again sometime,” is transformed to a message of beauty and promise: “I’ve got a hookah and beverages back at my place if you’re interested in swinging by. We can just grab a bottle from the bar to throw it on.”

If that doesn’t spark some interest and further questions you probably don’t want to be rollin’ with them anyways. The barkeeps usually want to tag along as well = free cocktails in the future. And soon a legacy is upon you.

~ Ryan, Denver

"Just the sight of the beast made the natives a bit restless."

We weren’t sure what to expect of the Macedonian nightlife, but we had gotten ourselves to Ohrid, a pristine lake city in the western part of the former Yugoslavian country, and after 48 hours of travel we were ready to kick back. Several hours after arrival we were invited to a heavy metal concert in the town square; not ones to turn down “cultural” events in other countries, we quickly and eagerly complied.

Several liter beers were waiting for us upon arrival, and the glories of eastern Europe’s lax liquor laws allowed us to enjoy them right in the park, with the other young “rockers”. But we knew we had forgotten something—the HoboHookah. The girls went back to our dorm room to fetch the party piece as I set the stage for its virgin Macedonian run.

Ten minutes later they returned and just the sight of the beast made the natives a bit restless. People started coming over (and ignoring the screaming of the heavy metal band behind us) and asking us what in the hell we were smoking. Others started taking pictures of the Hobo, and our group of six quickly turned into twenty.

Quick friendships were kindled around the Hobo as it provided an excellent conversation starter. All of the sudden, we were the main attraction at the park, and the people we met there eventually took us out for a night on the town. Once again, a glorious night started out right, with the HoboHookah in tow.

~ Adam L.

"I Can Throw It In My Purse And Head Out"

I own a few hookahs, but the hobo definitely stands out as the favorite. The greatest thing about the hobohookah is that I can throw it in my purse and head out for a night on the town-whether it be the terrace, chilling at a friends, or a backpacking trip through Mexico. I can’t do that with my other hookahs. To top it all off, the smoking experience is as good if not better with my hobo compared to my others. All in all, this is a great product.

~ Sara

Puts Egyptian Hookahs To Shame

The best thing about the Hobo for me is how great it smokes. It pretty much puts the hookah I bought in Egypt to shame. Obviously being able to throw it in my suitcase is awesome. It definitely drew attention and forged friendships on a recent trip through Europe.

~ Jenna

"Brings People Together In Any Situation"

The thing I like most about it is how it brings people together, in any situation. It’s like people are captive by the hose’s radius whether on a relaxing night outside hooked up to my nalgene or throwing down at UW-Madison (where I am a student) on my favorite captain morgan bottle. No doubt; highly recommended.

~ MP

"Easily My Favorite Hookah"

I’ve had mine for about a month and its already easily my favorite hookah. Just went on vacation last week and threw it in the suitcase - the portability is awesome, definitely highly recommend it.

~ Brian

"Took Me 2 Minutes To Have It Ready"

I recently went camping with my kempo club. By 5pm everybody started hitting the drinks hard. My sensei is a great friend of mine, and I’d said to him all day "I’ve got a good surprise for you later on". I wanted to save it for when everyone was absolutely plastered, and by about midnight that was definitely the case. I’d pre-packed the bowl at home (an al-waha coconut/cappuccino blend), so it only took me about two minutes to have it ready with a hot coal on it.

All my Japanese friends were very curious (what they call it in Japan translates to "water tobacco"). I asked my sensei what he thought of it and he said "It’s awesome!". He absolutely loved it. Every time I put the hose down he picked it up, and vice-versa. It was definitely a great night, topped off with the mighty hobo.

~ Bert Boffinot

"Hits Better Than Any Other Hookah I’ve Used"

This hookah is amazing, I’ve never been able to be driving down the highway and have some one say, "dude, lets post" and not have to stop to set up and smoke. Just throw it in a 1L aquafina bottle and keep on driving. It hits better than any other I’ve used.

~ Robert Hill

"Truly The Ultimate Hookah"

I can’t tell you how much I love your creation, it is truly the ultimate hookah. I had 2 hobo hookahs sent to me when I was abroad in Korea 2 years ago, and as of a couple weeks ago my last one fell out of my backpack when biking home from a party in the rain without my knowledge. I also see that you have made a 2 hose hobo? Any release dates on that? I need to obtain a hobohookah asap. Congrats on the site expansion, and keep up the great work.

~ Troy Klingelhoets

"This hookah is so cool I’m having hookah fantasies."

Again, I can’t tell you how impressed I am with the hobonargile, the thing is fucking awesome! I can’t wait for it to come out, it is definately on my list of things I really want to get. Seriously, I could stick the bottle that i’m using in a bucket of ice to like super cool the smoke. Or you could even freeze a bit of water in the bottom of the bottle, that would be cool, you would have like a frosted hookah. Lol, see what i mean? This hookah is so cool i’m having hookah fantasies.

~ Landon M.

"I love my Hobo. It’s that simple."

FYI- the Hobo rocks. I have mine all set up in a very cool bottle that I use for smoking at home, but it packs up so quickly and cleanly for a trip to a party, a ride in the car or out to the beach. I have four other hookahs that I’m in love with, but I would never risk taking one of them to a packed party house because of how delicate and expensive they are. My Hobo is perfect for travel because it’s tough but not cheap-looking. The price is AMAZING because you get a good deal for the versatility. I love my Hobo. It’s that simple.

~ Nick Jones

"There are a couple of things that put these pipes above any other pipe out there..."

Let me just start off by saying that I am very eager to get my hands on the HoboNargile and so is everyone I’ve told about it so far.

There are a couple of things that put these pipes above any other pipe out there.

One and two... this pipe is undoubtedly the best deal out there, I mean think about it, its interchangeability with any glass you want makes it as though you own many different hookahs, and if the glass were to break, your HoboNargile is still there, just get a new bottle.

This not only makes it a great value now but in the long run as well, a hookah with high-grade parts is long overdue, NOBODY wants their hookah to let them down when they most need it!

Three... Not everyone wants majestic, they want practical. And for those who don’t think there are any majestic bottles out there with some of the most spectacular art in the form of a glass bottle, you might want to look around.

The best thing about the HoboNargile, you can "create and recreate."

~ John Gaunder

"You Don’t Have To Worry About Breaking Anything"

The Hobohookah is freaking awesome! The best part is you don’t have to worry about anyone breaking anything no matter where you take it! Plus, you can take it anywhere. And I mean ANYWHERE!

~ Jarred

Have Broken Other Hookahs... But Never The Hobo

The hobo is amazing.. I’ve seen so many randalls and drunks break the vases on other hookahs at parties.. I’ve never had a problem and when I have to bounce I just grab it and leave.

~ Kevin Bray

"Works Wonders At Functions"

The hobo is one of the better hookahs around. Being so easy to transport the hobo really works wonders at functions.

Have you tried to bring a so called "majestic" hookah to a party or have you been to a party where someone has one? They spend all night babysitting their precious hookah and don’t have fun. With the hobo just find any bottle and it fits.

If the vase breaks well i guess your out 5 cents at the recycle center.

~ yours truly an avid hobohookah supporter,Brandon

"The Hobo Is Awesome"

The hobohookah is awesome! Takin a hookah with you wherever you go without having to worry about breaking an expensive base? Simply amazing.

~ Taylor Spiegelberg

"I don’t think I could count the number of people who have just walked up to me and started talking about how cool my hookah is."

Lemme just tell you about how fuckin’ awesome my HoboHookah is: I don’t think I could count the number of people who have just walked up to me and started talking about how cool my hookah is. When I tell them that it goes on any bottle, they’re astounded. Captain Morgan bottle? Damn right. Huge Smirnoff bottle? Sure, why not? What, no glass bottles around? That 2-liter of Coke will do just fine, thank you very much.

~ Joe Waldman