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The HoboHookah

  • New! 

The HoboHookah now comes with 2 washable travel hoses. Anytime you're living it up with a friend, simply remove the exhaust valve and add on your 2nd hose.
  • The HoboHookah fits on almost any bottle, including big dog growlers like this baby.
  • Your HoboHookah will also fit on smaller, more sophisticated bottles when you need to go High Society.
  • Trusted.
Price:
$59.95
Availability:
Ships Within 1 Business Day


Order Today And Get...

  • The “aircraft grade” HoboHookah Pipe – black body with polished silver stem
  • Black Modern Style Bowl (fits 20 - 25 grams of shisha)
  • NEW: Now comes with 2 66-inch washable travel hoses. We believe these are the future of hookah hoses and now personally use them exclusively. They're lighter, more durable, more resistant to flavor stains, and the only truly washable hoses on the market.
  • Tongs
  • 30 day “No Questions Asked” Guarantee

Rated 10/10 on Hookahpro.com

The HoboHookah made its way to my little British doorstep today and I wanted to let you know this thing is friggin boss!! I mean, it is way doper than any of my other hookahs.

When I go travelling the world next year, this is the first thing that I will bundle into my suitcase - I will also take pics of it in action at every country I visit!

I am truly a HoboHero now and you sir, are a beautiful, beautiful person for bestowing such awesomeness on my life!

~ Joey from England and Hookahpro.com

"Smokes Better than My Egyptian Hookah and Lasts Much Longer"

I ordered my HN during the second phase of the sale and it arrived yesterday (after the customs debacle) and all I can say is, it was worth the wait!! It smokes better than my egyptian hookah and lasts much longer... Thanks for putting such a great product out!

~ Nmemon from Madison, Wisconsin

"One of the Best Hookahs I've Ever Used"

I just wanted to thank you for this little, handy-dandy, piece of heaven that is the HoboHookah. I'm currently smoking Starbuzz strawberry margarita with an iced 1.75L Smirnoff bottle, and dare I say it...but I think it smokes better than my 4-hoser "Big Green"!

This has got to be one of the best hookahs I've ever used.

~ Dalton D. from Davis, California

But That’s Just The Beginning...

  • ... Because this is an unbreakable hookah made from “aircraft grade” material that works with one or two hoses...
  • That gives you thick, billowing smoke while tantalizing your senses with pure, DEEP flavor every single time...
  • ...That actually protects you from “flavor stains”... That you can drop in the dishwasher for effortless cleaning anytime you please...
  • ...That’s so light and compact you can throw it in your purse and never know it’s there...
  • And, if you’re like most people, that’s guaranteed to bring fascinating conversations to YOU, no matter where you are...

Impossible? Not when you read the full inside story...

FROM: Mike Williams
HoboHQ in Jersey City, New Jersey

Dear Friend,

If you’d like an easy to use hookah you can take anywhere (without worrying about weight or breaking the vase)... and you’d like to get it at a price most people will find shocking... then this could be the most important letter you ever read.

Here’s what this is about: my name is Mike Williams, and I used to be your “average” hookah smoker. I had a love/hate relationship with hookahs... I loved sharing a smoke with friends in “the parlor”... or finding a sweet new flavor...

... but I had one humongous problem: I couldn’t take my pipe anywhere...

  • My “traditional” pipe was way too heavy to carry around (and the “trumpet case” they sent with it was so lame)...
  • Putting it together was a colossal hassle...
  • And there were so many connections, I always worried about causing leaks...
  • So I couldn’t take it where I wanted it most – out to parties and on travel adventures...

Traditional hookahs just aren’t made for the travel and party lifestyle

Sure, they worked great in the house... but they were too cumbersome, too breakable, and too hard to maintain to take anywhere else. (Heck, breaking the vase alone sets you back 20 or 30 bones... and who can afford that?)

Don’t you get sick of it?

Here I was... a literal hookah evangelist... terrified to take his own pipes out of the house!

So that’s when Trent and I took matters into our own hands... to build a new hookah from the ground up... specifically for the party and travel lifestyle.

We spent a year re-thinking what a hookah should be. (Our landlord almost evicted us for using a drill press in the kitchen.)

We hired a specialized American design firm to optimize our idea. (That was expensive – but worth it.)

We then spent another year getting feedback from “beta testers” all over the globe.  

That’s when things started to heat up

And then, in August 2007, we dropped a bomb on the hookah industry... and released our first model – the HoboHookah – to the world.

What did customers think?

Well... Since then, it’s been smoked

  • in over 26 countries
  • 14,421 feet up a mountain
  • on the glaciers of Antarctica
  • in the Amazon Rain Forest
  • in the Alaskan bush
  • and in living rooms all over the world

Here’s what everyone said:

Expect your popularity at parties to go through the roof.

~ Sheckys.com

HoboHookahs Are Rad. An avid hookah smoker myself, I’m pleased to report that the HoboHookah not only works like a charm, but pulls better than the majority of expensive, jewel-adorned big pieces found in night spots.

~ COED Magazine

Tired of taking your hookahs to parties? Now you can make one on the spot with the HoboHookah.

~ NOTCOT.ORG

If smoking out of a hookah is your idea of party fun-time, then the hobohookah is for you!

~ BuzzFeed

"So Simple To Use And Clean"

We just had an awesome 2008 New Year’s party and I just wanted to tell you what a great addition the Hobohookah made to our little celebration! We lugged our outdoor sound system up into the highlands of Malaysia where we had a fantastic time listening to over 5 international psy / goa DJs right from our tents around a grassy dancefloor.

Our tent hosted a Hobohookah, and it created such a great setting for our guests to get to know each other! And it was so simple to use and clean as well; which was good because none of us had ANY experience with using hookahs! Now everyone who came to the party wants one! BOOM HOBOHOOKAH!

~ John Kuan, Co-Founder, FoundationKL.org organizers of the EPIC 2007 / 2008 Gathering

"It Goes Everywhere With Me"

I love my HoboHookah it goes every were with me! Specially When I got to parties. Everyone one wants to smoke. I love to take it camping. nothing like sitting outside watching the sun set and smoking some hookah. Also its great to smoke around the camp fire. I don’t have to worry about some one breaking the vase.

I love this Hookah....

~ Jeremy Ray

"Hands Down The Best Hookah I Have Ever Owned Or Smoked"

The hobohookah is hands down the best hookah i have ever owned or smoked. I have owned mine for over a year and a half now and I love how incredibly portable it is. I can literally take it everywhere i go and it is no hassle whatsoever.

But my favorite thing about the hobo hookah is how even after this long it still tastes great and the flavor is crisp every time.I can normally tell how old a hookah is because after a few months regardless of the flavor of shisha it will taste like shit, and I haven’t had this problem at all. I love this hookah and will always have it unless I lose it or actually wear it out, because it is so well built it will never break.

Should that happen, I will immediately order another HoboHookah, with no regrets because it is so awesome that I don’t know how I’ll ever get by without a hobohookah to take wherever I go!

~ Jerod Bontrager

"It Has Never Let Me Down"

I love the hobo hookah. So much that I have two of them and when the Nargile comes out I’ll get that one as well. I’ve taken it to over seven countries around the world including a tour in Iraq with the military. It has never let me down.

~ J. Nasty

"My Friends Have Been Lusting After It"

Dude I love this pipe. It’s my only pipe and my friends have been lusting after it after they bought there "real" hookahs... jokes on them I guess.

I just wanted to show some love, and I do LOVE this pipe. It’s the shit.

~ Philip J Mathias

"Months Later I’m Still Happy"

I didn’t want a majestic hookah with a gorgeous, fragile vase to drool over. I wanted something durable I could trust to use for years - a proper investment in an activity I intend to enjoy long-term. The HoboHookah fit my parameters perfectly, including its price point, and months later I’m still happy with my investment (over the several states its followed me through).

~ Elizabeth B.

"The HoboHookah Is Hands Down The Best"

I’ve spent the last 2 years in the middle east and have smoked just about every type of hooka there is. The hobohookah, hands down, is the best. The simple construction makes better smoke and allows for much easier cleaning. I recommend it to all my friends, keep up the good work.

~ Ryan Fillis

The HoboHookah was a smash hit on all 7 continents (yes, even Antarctica). It was

  • dead-simple to use (My 1st bowl was smoking 5 minutes after it arrived!”)...
  • effortless to keep clean (“I love throwing it in the dishwasher”)...
  • virtually unbreakable (“If I ever get mugged, I’m using my Hobo as a weapon!”).

... and it sold out in June 2009!

That’s when we realized one thing: we could make it even better.

You made requests. We had ideas.

So we went back to the drawing board to evaluate every detail of the design.... And improve on our success.

The HoboHookah

It took us a grand total of 3 years to develop... dozens of international beta testers... and thousands of dollars of design consulting to get here:

  • NEW: Built from aircraft grade aluminum (most hookahs come from weak chrome and nickel which quickly degrade) so it is completely indestructible. Smoke in peace, and never worry about breaking your hookah again…
  • And rust resistant, so your inner pipe stays clean and particle-free, like it should be...
  • PLUS… That high grade metal keeps your flavor crisp, your smoke thick, and your rings FAT. Your 1000th bowl tastes just as pure as the 1st...
  • NEW: shorter downstem for more customization and better bottle-compatibility! Now you can fit it on most beer and wine bottles AND those short, unique liquor bottles!
  • But that’s just the beginning! The stem also unscrews for even easier cleaning!
  • And you can use the built-in exhaust valve to clear your chamber and manage your heat…

PLUS: want a 2-hose hookah?
Just unscrew the valve cap and throw on another hose!

  • We tweaked our patented rubber grommet to fit on smaller necks so you have even more bottle choices than before. Take it to parties, take it on the road, or take it to the beach – a compatible bottle is guaranteed within reach, no matter where you are in the universe...
  • Weighs under 2 pounds: small enough to fit in your purse, and light enough so you never notice it’s there!

Here’s how the HoboHookah changes your life:

Conversations come to you with effortless ease

No matter where you are... the HoboHookah makes it easy to meet other cool people.

Look, if you’re like me, then it’s tough to be “the life of the party”... but that no longer matters. With its slick design and instant setup, the Hobo simply brings interesting conversation to YOU.

  • Use it at the bar patio to meet co-eds in a “non sketchy” situation where you can get to know each other without any pressure
  • Use it when you’re traveling to meet other backpackers. In fact, don’t be surprised if your table is full – of people and tequila shots—before you finish lighting the coal! (a true HoboHero story)
  • And – perhaps best of all…

Take it to parties and watch jaws drop when you roll in, slam it on any bottle, light it up and start blowing FAT rings across the room in 3 minutes flat! (Prepare for a barrage of questions and requests to join in.)

"Always becomes a topic of discussion wherever I take it"

The Hobohookah always becomes a topic of discussion wherever I take it. It’s convenience and ease of transportation allows me to take it to nearly any place or event. Because of it’s sturdy design I can throw it in a bag and never have to worry about damaging it.

I never have to worry about a base’s size or if it breaks because nearly any bottle can act as one and replace another if it were to break.

Also, since I can use nearly any bottles as a base my friends and I always try to find different bottles and jugs to use as a base. The hobohookah has become a whole other form of entertainment in the hookah/shisha culture.

~ James

But that’s not all...

Broken parts, sudden leaks and mysterious flavor stains become a thing of the past

The HoboHookah makes your life a breeze:

  • Pre-assembled and ready to smoke right out of the box. Pull it out and light it instantly – nothing to assemble, no parts to lose (easy)...
  • Only 12 inches long and under 2 pounds. Whether you’re jetting across town or across the country, simply throw it in your bag and go (easier)
  • With a removable down stem and ultra-high quality material, just toss it in the dishwasher anytime it needs a quick clean (even easier yet)
  • And by far the EASIEST of all:

It turns almost any bottle into a hookah!

  • Nalgenes…
  • Siggs…
  • wine, beer, short (or tall) liquor bottles…
  • 2L Coke bottles…
  • milk cartons…

... even 38L wine fermentation caskets have all been morphed into hookahs. No matter where you are – you’ll find a vase you can use. Slam on the Hobo and you’re ready to smoke.

This is a hookah that serves YOU, not the other way around.

If you want to push the envelope of life... to stretch to the edge of an epic adventure, just so you can peer over the cliff... or you want to kick back el horizontal and forget about life for a while... and you want a hookah that fits that lifestyle... while smoking like a dream every time, all the time... then this is the one for you.

"I Have The BEST Smoke In Town"

The Hobo was worth every penny. I have the BEST smoke in town, with the most unique pipe, with the easiest preparation, and everyone smokes with me is extremely interested in the hobo. Probably the best money I’ve spent.

~ Kenny Shatley

"Changed The Way I Hookah"

The hobohookah absolutely changed the way I hookah. I’ve owned three different hookahs in my time smoking the shisha, the other two hookahs were $65 and $100. The first hookah I had gave out after three months of usage, the second gave out after 5 months. I’ve owned the hobohookah for about 2 years now, and it’s still going strong.

I don’t have to worry about bringing an expensive and hard to replace vase to a party, I don’t have to deal with smell-stained vases, it’s wonderful!

I can take the hobo anywhere, it’s easy to pack and take with me for my travels (and I travel a lot for my job). It’s an amazing idea and I really love what yall are doing with it as you prepare the second version!

~ Ryan Adams

Perfect For Hookah Enthusiast And Partiers

First of all, i’d like to say that I’m really satisfied with my HoboHookah. I’ve ordered it last week and it arrived today and it’s pure-bliss! Awesome! For a hookah enthusiast that I am, and plus, being a regular party-goer, you guys just made the most perfect hookah ever for both needs.

~ Gus FuneEditor of PapodeHomem (lifestyle magazine) in Brazil

"The Crowd Would Not Stop Crowding Around Me And My Friends"

Very Nice, went to a party this weekend everyone had their hookahs there, I pulled out the trusty hobo grabbed a bottle of peach schnapps and packed it with some mixed fruit. The crowd would not stop crowding around my and my friends, everyone wanted to try the legendary hookan on a liquor bottle.

Thank you so much for making such an awesome hookah I have had a few hookas in the past and this is surely my favorite, not to mention it hits the best and is the easiest to clean. 5 Stars all around

~ Spencer redmond, Raleigh, NC

"Smoked So Good It Got Stolen"

Thank you, I had a Hobo prior to this one but is smoked so good it got stolen, have some fumari coming in to enjoy this one with and will keep a much better eye on it.

~ Hachi Maltalya

No Other Hookahs Are As Easy As This One

Hey I just wanna say thanks for changing my shipping to next day for me! Your great customer service and quick email responses made this really easy for me even though my order was shipped late. I received my hobohookah Wednesday afternoon and enjoyed a few smoke sessions with some friends that night and I must say this is a great hookah! Everybody loved it!

I’ve owned many hookahs (big and small), but none if them are as easy I take around as this one. And given the size i was really suprised how smooth and thick the smoke clouds were. Not to mention setup and clean up are a breeze! Thanks again!

~ Aaron Silva, Seattle

"And Soon A Legacy Is Upon You"

Out on the town in Denver, meeting the mountain folk, the conversation never seems to linger quite long enough. But throw a Hobo in the mix and suddenly that lonesome farewell, “Well hope I run into you again sometime,” is transformed to a message of beauty and promise: “I’ve got a hookah and beverages back at my place if you’re interested in swinging by. We can just grab a bottle from the bar to throw it on.”

If that doesn’t spark some interest and further questions you probably don’t want to be rollin’ with them anyways. The barkeeps usually want to tag along as well = free cocktails in the future. And soon a legacy is upon you.

~ Ryan, Denver

"Just the sight of the beast made the natives a bit restless."

We weren’t sure what to expect of the Macedonian nightlife, but we had gotten ourselves to Ohrid, a pristine lake city in the western part of the former Yugoslavian country, and after 48 hours of travel we were ready to kick back. Several hours after arrival we were invited to a heavy metal concert in the town square; not ones to turn down “cultural” events in other countries, we quickly and eagerly complied.

Several liter beers were waiting for us upon arrival, and the glories of eastern Europe’s lax liquor laws allowed us to enjoy them right in the park, with the other young “rockers”. But we knew we had forgotten something—the HoboHookah. The girls went back to our dorm room to fetch the party piece as I set the stage for its virgin Macedonian run.

Ten minutes later they returned and just the sight of the beast made the natives a bit restless. People started coming over (and ignoring the screaming of the heavy metal band behind us) and asking us what in the hell we were smoking. Others started taking pictures of the Hobo, and our group of six quickly turned into twenty.

Quick friendships were kindled around the Hobo as it provided an excellent conversation starter. All of the sudden, we were the main attraction at the park, and the people we met there eventually took us out for a night on the town. Once again, a glorious night started out right, with the HoboHookah in tow.

~ Adam L.

"I Can Throw It In My Purse And Head Out"

I own a few hookahs, but the hobo definitely stands out as the favorite. The greatest thing about the hobohookah is that I can throw it in my purse and head out for a night on the town-whether it be the terrace, chilling at a friends, or a backpacking trip through Mexico. I can’t do that with my other hookahs. To top it all off, the smoking experience is as good if not better with my hobo compared to my others. All in all, this is a great product.

~ Sara

Puts Egyptian Hookahs To Shame

The best thing about the Hobo for me is how great it smokes. It pretty much puts the hookah I bought in Egypt to shame. Obviously being able to throw it in my suitcase is awesome. It definitely drew attention and forged friendships on a recent trip through Europe.

~ Jenna

"Brings People Together In Any Situation"

The thing I like most about it is how it brings people together, in any situation. It’s like people are captive by the hose’s radius whether on a relaxing night outside hooked up to my nalgene or throwing down at UW-Madison (where I am a student) on my favorite captain morgan bottle. No doubt; highly recommended.

~ MP

Are these people any different than you? No, they’re not. They represent die-hards, amateurs, beginners, and hard core hookah enthusiasts with the same desires and interests as you.

The only thing they did was put their doubts aside... and give this hookah a try. If you, too, can simply put your doubts aside for a short time, you can see for yourself just what it’s like to use a dead-simple hookah... taste 100% pure flavor with thick, rich smoke... and never worry about cleaning or breaking it again!

A Rolls Royce Hookah At A Matchbox Car Price

But that’s not all...

If you’re unsure this is the right hookah for you... or you’re skeptical of everything I’ve written you today (I would be)... or you wish you could test it out first...

Then perfect! Because

We’re going to take ALL the risk

I’m so confident this is the best hookah you’ll ever own – the last hookah you’ll ever need -- that I’m staking my entire reputation on it. In fact, I INSIST you try it first, before you make your final decision.

Here is...

My Personal Promise To You...

Order the HoboHookah today. Once it arrives, time how long it takes to unpack and start smoking. I suspect it’ll be about 3 minutes from arrival to 1st pull.

Then spend the next 30 days testing it out totally risk free.

Test the release valve. Try it with 2 hoses.

Once it’s time to party, see how quickly (and easily) you can pack and carry it... And when you arrive, be sure to tally up all the questions you receive about your “rad pipe.”

And then compare everything to a traditional hookah... the ease of use and cleaning... the high quality construction and durability you can “feel” in your hands...

... the conversations it brings to you at parties... and your sense of fulfillment when you find the “perfect” vase.

If the HoboHookah doesn’t blow your mind in all these ways... or it doesn’t feel perfect for any reason (or no reason at all), then PLEASE call or email me for a prompt, courteous and full refund of the purchase price (shipping not included).

I Personally Guarantee Your Complete Satisfaction

How can I be so confident? Because...

  • after receiving dozens of emails from Heroes just like you who smoked their Hobo in Iraq, Afghanistan, Antarctica, and 23 other countries…
  • after taking my own pipe through 9 countries and 21,000 miles…
  • and after seeing the looks of astonishment all over the world…

... I know we can deliver the best hookah you will ever own.

If you have any questions about this order (now or after you receive it), I’m a mere phone call or email away. If anything ever comes up, call 201 253 5812 or email mike.williams@hobocans.com and I will personally help you with whatever you need.

So now it’s up to you...

If you want a simple, high-quality hookah you can smoke anywhere and throw in the dishwasher when you’re done...

Then your time is here. Click the order button at the top (or bottom) of this page to order NOW.

Order Today Risk Free And Get

  • The “aircraft grade” HoboHookah Pipe – black body with silver stem
  • Black Modern Style Bowl (fits 20 - 25 grams of shisha)
  • 2 66-inch washable travel hoses
  • Tongs
  • 30 day “No Questions Asked” Guarantee

(Order Now To Take Advantage Of Our 30 Day Guarantee)

We are completely committed to providing you the hookah you deserve. Whether you’re taking it to the top of mountains, to the epic New Year bash, or to the local cafe, the HoboHookah will be with you every step of the way.

Keep on keeping The Dream alive,

Mike Williams

PS – Here are a few MORE things our customers have sent in:

"Easily My Favorite Hookah"

I’ve had mine for about a month and its already easily my favorite hookah. Just went on vacation last week and threw it in the suitcase - the portability is awesome, definitely highly recommend it.

~ Brian

"Took Me 2 Minutes To Have It Ready"

I recently went camping with my kempo club. By 5pm everybody started hitting the drinks hard. My sensei is a great friend of mine, and I’d said to him all day "I’ve got a good surprise for you later on". I wanted to save it for when everyone was absolutely plastered, and by about midnight that was definitely the case. I’d pre-packed the bowl at home (an al-waha coconut/cappuccino blend), so it only took me about two minutes to have it ready with a hot coal on it.

All my Japanese friends were very curious (what they call it in Japan translates to "water tobacco"). I asked my sensei what he thought of it and he said "It’s awesome!". He absolutely loved it. Every time I put the hose down he picked it up, and vice-versa. It was definitely a great night, topped off with the mighty hobo.

~ Bert Boffinot

"Hits Better Than Any Other Hookah I’ve Used"

This hookah is amazing, I’ve never been able to be driving down the highway and have some one say, "dude, lets post" and not have to stop to set up and smoke. Just throw it in a 1L aquafina bottle and keep on driving. It hits better than any other I’ve used.

~ Robert Hill

"Truly The Ultimate Hookah"

I can’t tell you how much I love your creation, it is truly the ultimate hookah. I had 2 hobo hookahs sent to me when I was abroad in Korea 2 years ago, and as of a couple weeks ago my last one fell out of my backpack when biking home from a party in the rain without my knowledge. I also see that you have made a 2 hose hobo? Any release dates on that? I need to obtain a hobohookah asap. Congrats on the site expansion, and keep up the great work.

~ Troy K.

"This hookah is so cool I’m having hookah fantasies."

Again, I can’t tell you how impressed I am with the HoboHookah, the thing is fucking awesome! I can’t wait for it to come out, it is definately on my list of things I really want to get. Seriously, I could stick the bottle that i’m using in a bucket of ice to like super cool the smoke. Or you could even freeze a bit of water in the bottom of the bottle, that would be cool, you would have like a frosted hookah. Lol, see what i mean? This hookah is so cool i’m having hookah fantasies.

~ Landon M.

"I love my Hobo. It’s that simple."

FYI- the Hobo rocks. I have mine all set up in a very cool bottle that I use for smoking at home, but it packs up so quickly and cleanly for a trip to a party, a ride in the car or out to the beach. I have four other hookahs that I’m in love with, but I would never risk taking one of them to a packed party house because of how delicate and expensive they are. My Hobo is perfect for travel because it’s tough but not cheap-looking. The price is AMAZING because you get a good deal for the versatility. I love my Hobo. It’s that simple.

~ Nick Jones

"There are a couple of things that put these pipes above any other pipe out there..."

Let me just start off by saying that I am very eager to get my hands on the HoboHookah and so is everyone I’ve told about it so far.

There are a couple of things that put these pipes above any other pipe out there.

One and two... this pipe is undoubtedly the best deal out there, I mean think about it, its interchangeability with any glass you want makes it as though you own many different hookahs, and if the glass were to break, your HoboHookah is still there, just get a new bottle.

This not only makes it a great value now but in the long run as well, a hookah with high-grade parts is long overdue, NOBODY wants their hookah to let them down when they most need it!

Three... Not everyone wants majestic, they want practical. And for those who don’t think there are any majestic bottles out there with some of the most spectacular art in the form of a glass bottle, you might want to look around.

The best thing about the HoboHookah, you can "create and recreate."

~ John Gaunder

"You Don’t Have To Worry About Breaking Anything"

The Hobohookah is freaking awesome! The best part is you don’t have to worry about anyone breaking anything no matter where you take it! Plus, you can take it anywhere. And I mean ANYWHERE!

~ Jarred

Have Broken Other Hookahs... But Never The Hobo

The hobo is amazing.. I’ve seen so many randalls and drunks break the vases on other hookahs at parties.. I’ve never had a problem and when I have to bounce I just grab it and leave.

~ Kevin Bray

"Works Wonders At Functions"

The hobo is one of the better hookahs around. Being so easy to transport the hobo really works wonders at functions.

Have you tried to bring a so called "majestic" hookah to a party or have you been to a party where someone has one? They spend all night babysitting their precious hookah and don’t have fun. With the hobo just find any bottle and it fits.

If the vase breaks well i guess your out 5 cents at the recycle center.

~ yours truly an avid hobohookah supporter,Brandon

"The Hobo Is Awesome"

The hobohookah is awesome! Takin a hookah with you wherever you go without having to worry about breaking an expensive base? Simply amazing.

~ Taylor Spiegelberg

"I don’t think I could count the number of people who have just walked up to me and started talking about how cool my hookah is."

Lemme just tell you about how fuckin’ awesome my HoboHookah is: I don’t think I could count the number of people who have just walked up to me and started talking about how cool my hookah is. When I tell them that it goes on any bottle, they’re astounded. Captain Morgan bottle? Damn right. Huge Smirnoff bottle? Sure, why not? What, no glass bottles around? That 2-liter of Coke will do just fine, thank you very much.

~ Joe Waldman

"Easily My Favorite Hookah"

I’ve had mine for about a month and its already easily my favorite hookah. Just went on vacation last week and threw it in the suitcase - the portability is awesome, definitely highly recommend it.

~ Brian

"Took Me 2 Minutes To Have It Ready"

I recently went camping with my kempo club. By 5pm everybody started hitting the drinks hard. My sensei is a great friend of mine, and I’d said to him all day "I’ve got a good surprise for you later on". I wanted to save it for when everyone was absolutely plastered, and by about midnight that was definitely the case. I’d pre-packed the bowl at home (an al-waha coconut/cappuccino blend), so it only took me about two minutes to have it ready with a hot coal on it.

All my Japanese friends were very curious (what they call it in Japan translates to "water tobacco"). I asked my sensei what he thought of it and he said "It’s awesome!". He absolutely loved it. Every time I put the hose down he picked it up, and vice-versa. It was definitely a great night, topped off with the mighty hobo.

~ Bert Boffinot

"Hits Better Than Any Other Hookah I’ve Used"

This hookah is amazing, I’ve never been able to be driving down the highway and have some one say, "dude, lets post" and not have to stop to set up and smoke. Just throw it in a 1L aquafina bottle and keep on driving. It hits better than any other I’ve used.

~ Robert Hill

"Truly The Ultimate Hookah"

I can’t tell you how much I love your creation, it is truly the ultimate hookah. I had 2 hobo hookahs sent to me when I was abroad in Korea 2 years ago, and as of a couple weeks ago my last one fell out of my backpack when biking home from a party in the rain without my knowledge. I also see that you have made a 2 hose hobo? Any release dates on that? I need to obtain a hobohookah asap. Congrats on the site expansion, and keep up the great work.

~ Troy K.

"This hookah is so cool I’m having hookah fantasies."

Again, I can’t tell you how impressed I am with the HoboHookah, the thing is fucking awesome! I can’t wait for it to come out, it is definately on my list of things I really want to get. Seriously, I could stick the bottle that i’m using in a bucket of ice to like super cool the smoke. Or you could even freeze a bit of water in the bottom of the bottle, that would be cool, you would have like a frosted hookah. Lol, see what i mean? This hookah is so cool i’m having hookah fantasies.

~ Landon M.

"I love my Hobo. It’s that simple."

FYI- the Hobo rocks. I have mine all set up in a very cool bottle that I use for smoking at home, but it packs up so quickly and cleanly for a trip to a party, a ride in the car or out to the beach. I have four other hookahs that I’m in love with, but I would never risk taking one of them to a packed party house because of how delicate and expensive they are. My Hobo is perfect for travel because it’s tough but not cheap-looking. The price is AMAZING because you get a good deal for the versatility. I love my Hobo. It’s that simple.

~ Nick Jones

"There are a couple of things that put these pipes above any other pipe out there..."

Let me just start off by saying that I am very eager to get my hands on the HoboHookah and so is everyone I’ve told about it so far.

There are a couple of things that put these pipes above any other pipe out there.

One and two... this pipe is undoubtedly the best deal out there, I mean think about it, its interchangeability with any glass you want makes it as though you own many different hookahs, and if the glass were to break, your HoboHookah is still there, just get a new bottle.

This not only makes it a great value now but in the long run as well, a hookah with high-grade parts is long overdue, NOBODY wants their hookah to let them down when they most need it!

Three... Not everyone wants majestic, they want practical. And for those who don’t think there are any majestic bottles out there with some of the most spectacular art in the form of a glass bottle, you might want to look around.

The best thing about the HoboHookah, you can "create and recreate."

~ John Gaunder

"You Don’t Have To Worry About Breaking Anything"

The Hobohookah is freaking awesome! The best part is you don’t have to worry about anyone breaking anything no matter where you take it! Plus, you can take it anywhere. And I mean ANYWHERE!

~ Jarred

Have Broken Other Hookahs... But Never The Hobo

The hobo is amazing.. I’ve seen so many randalls and drunks break the vases on other hookahs at parties.. I’ve never had a problem and when I have to bounce I just grab it and leave.

~ Kevin Bray

"Works Wonders At Functions"

The hobo is one of the better hookahs around. Being so easy to transport the hobo really works wonders at functions.

Have you tried to bring a so called "majestic" hookah to a party or have you been to a party where someone has one? They spend all night babysitting their precious hookah and don’t have fun. With the hobo just find any bottle and it fits.

If the vase breaks well i guess your out 5 cents at the recycle center.

~ yours truly an avid hobohookah supporter,Brandon

"The Hobo Is Awesome"

The hobohookah is awesome! Takin a hookah with you wherever you go without having to worry about breaking an expensive base? Simply amazing.

~ Taylor Spiegelberg

"I don’t think I could count the number of people who have just walked up to me and started talking about how cool my hookah is."

Lemme just tell you about how fuckin’ awesome my HoboHookah is: I don’t think I could count the number of people who have just walked up to me and started talking about how cool my hookah is. When I tell them that it goes on any bottle, they’re astounded. Captain Morgan bottle? Damn right. Huge Smirnoff bottle? Sure, why not? What, no glass bottles around? That 2-liter of Coke will do just fine, thank you very much.

~ Joe Waldman

"I Have The BEST Smoke In Town"

The Hobo was worth every penny. I have the BEST smoke in town, with the most unique pipe, with the easiest preparation, and everyone smokes with me is extremely interested in the hobo. Probably the best money I’ve spent.

~ Kenny Shatley

"Changed The Way I Hookah"

The hobohookah absolutely changed the way I hookah. I’ve owned three different hookahs in my time smoking the shisha, the other two hookahs were $65 and $100. The first hookah I had gave out after three months of usage, the second gave out after 5 months. I’ve owned the hobohookah for about 2 years now, and it’s still going strong.

I don’t have to worry about bringing an expensive and hard to replace vase to a party, I don’t have to deal with smell-stained vases, it’s wonderful!

I can take the hobo anywhere, it’s easy to pack and take with me for my travels (and I travel a lot for my job). It’s an amazing idea and I really love what yall are doing with it as you prepare the second version!

~ Ryan Adams

Perfect For Hookah Enthusiast And Partiers

First of all, i’d like to say that I’m really satisfied with my HoboHookah. I’ve ordered it last week and it arrived today and it’s pure-bliss! Awesome! For a hookah enthusiast that I am, and plus, being a regular party-goer, you guys just made the most perfect hookah ever for both needs.

~ Gus FuneEditor of PapodeHomem (lifestyle magazine) in Brazil

"The Crowd Would Not Stop Crowding Around Me And My Friends"

Very Nice, went to a party this weekend everyone had their hookahs there, I pulled out the trusty hobo grabbed a bottle of peach schnapps and packed it with some mixed fruit. The crowd would not stop crowding around my and my friends, everyone wanted to try the legendary hookan on a liquor bottle.

Thank you so much for making such an awesome hookah I have had a few hookas in the past and this is surely my favorite, not to mention it hits the best and is the easiest to clean. 5 Stars all around

~ Spencer redmond, Raleigh, NC

"Smoked So Good It Got Stolen"

Thank you, I had a Hobo prior to this one but is smoked so good it got stolen, have some fumari coming in to enjoy this one with and will keep a much better eye on it.

~ Hachi Maltalya

No Other Hookahs Are As Easy As This One

Hey I just wanna say thanks for changing my shipping to next day for me! Your great customer service and quick email responses made this really easy for me even though my order was shipped late. I received my hobohookah Wednesday afternoon and enjoyed a few smoke sessions with some friends that night and I must say this is a great hookah! Everybody loved it!

I’ve owned many hookahs (big and small), but none if them are as easy I take around as this one. And given the size i was really suprised how smooth and thick the smoke clouds were. Not to mention setup and clean up are a breeze! Thanks again!

~ Aaron Silva, Seattle

"And Soon A Legacy Is Upon You"

Out on the town in Denver, meeting the mountain folk, the conversation never seems to linger quite long enough. But throw a Hobo in the mix and suddenly that lonesome farewell, “Well hope I run into you again sometime,” is transformed to a message of beauty and promise: “I’ve got a hookah and beverages back at my place if you’re interested in swinging by. We can just grab a bottle from the bar to throw it on.”

If that doesn’t spark some interest and further questions you probably don’t want to be rollin’ with them anyways. The barkeeps usually want to tag along as well = free cocktails in the future. And soon a legacy is upon you.

~ Ryan, Denver

"Just the sight of the beast made the natives a bit restless."

We weren’t sure what to expect of the Macedonian nightlife, but we had gotten ourselves to Ohrid, a pristine lake city in the western part of the former Yugoslavian country, and after 48 hours of travel we were ready to kick back. Several hours after arrival we were invited to a heavy metal concert in the town square; not ones to turn down “cultural” events in other countries, we quickly and eagerly complied.

Several liter beers were waiting for us upon arrival, and the glories of eastern Europe’s lax liquor laws allowed us to enjoy them right in the park, with the other young “rockers”. But we knew we had forgotten something—the HoboHookah. The girls went back to our dorm room to fetch the party piece as I set the stage for its virgin Macedonian run.

Ten minutes later they returned and just the sight of the beast made the natives a bit restless. People started coming over (and ignoring the screaming of the heavy metal band behind us) and asking us what in the hell we were smoking. Others started taking pictures of the Hobo, and our group of six quickly turned into twenty.

Quick friendships were kindled around the Hobo as it provided an excellent conversation starter. All of the sudden, we were the main attraction at the park, and the people we met there eventually took us out for a night on the town. Once again, a glorious night started out right, with the HoboHookah in tow.

~ Adam L.

"I Can Throw It In My Purse And Head Out"

I own a few hookahs, but the hobo definitely stands out as the favorite. The greatest thing about the hobohookah is that I can throw it in my purse and head out for a night on the town-whether it be the terrace, chilling at a friends, or a backpacking trip through Mexico. I can’t do that with my other hookahs. To top it all off, the smoking experience is as good if not better with my hobo compared to my others. All in all, this is a great product.

~ Sara

Puts Egyptian Hookahs To Shame

The best thing about the Hobo for me is how great it smokes. It pretty much puts the hookah I bought in Egypt to shame. Obviously being able to throw it in my suitcase is awesome. It definitely drew attention and forged friendships on a recent trip through Europe.

~ Jenna

"Brings People Together In Any Situation"

The thing I like most about it is how it brings people together, in any situation. It’s like people are captive by the hose’s radius whether on a relaxing night outside hooked up to my nalgene or throwing down at UW-Madison (where I am a student) on my favorite captain morgan bottle. No doubt; highly recommended.

~ MP

Expect your popularity at parties to go through the roof.

~ Sheckys.com

HoboHookahs Are Rad. An avid hookah smoker myself, I’m pleased to report that the HoboHookah not only works like a charm, but pulls better than the majority of expensive, jewel-adorned big pieces found in night spots.

~ COED Magazine

Tired of taking your hookahs to parties? Now you can make one on the spot with the HoboHookah.

~ NOTCOT.ORG

If smoking out of a hookah is your idea of party fun-time, then the hobohookah is for you!

~ BuzzFeed

"So Simple To Use And Clean"

We just had an awesome 2008 New Year’s party and I just wanted to tell you what a great addition the Hobohookah made to our little celebration! We lugged our outdoor sound system up into the highlands of Malaysia where we had a fantastic time listening to over 5 international psy / goa DJs right from our tents around a grassy dancefloor.

Our tent hosted a Hobohookah, and it created such a great setting for our guests to get to know each other! And it was so simple to use and clean as well; which was good because none of us had ANY experience with using hookahs! Now everyone who came to the party wants one! BOOM HOBOHOOKAH!

~ John Kuan, Co-Founder, FoundationKL.org organizers of the EPIC 2007 / 2008 Gathering

"It Goes Everywhere With Me"

I love my HoboHookah it goes every were with me! Specially When I got to parties. Everyone one wants to smoke. I love to take it camping. nothing like sitting outside watching the sun set and smoking some hookah. Also its great to smoke around the camp fire. I don’t have to worry about some one breaking the vase.

I love this Hookah....

~ Jeremy Ray

"Hands Down The Best Hookah I Have Ever Owned Or Smoked"

The hobohookah is hands down the best hookah i have ever owned or smoked. I have owned mine for over a year and a half now and I love how incredibly portable it is. I can literally take it everywhere i go and it is no hassle whatsoever.

But my favorite thing about the hobo hookah is how even after this long it still tastes great and the flavor is crisp every time.I can normally tell how old a hookah is because after a few months regardless of the flavor of shisha it will taste like shit, and I haven’t had this problem at all. I love this hookah and will always have it unless I lose it or actually wear it out, because it is so well built it will never break.

Should that happen, I will immediately order another HoboHookah, with no regrets because it is so awesome that I don’t know how I’ll ever get by without a hobohookah to take wherever I go!

~ Jerod Bontrager

"It Has Never Let Me Down"

I love the hobo hookah. So much that I have two of them and when the Nargile comes out I’ll get that one as well. I’ve taken it to over seven countries around the world including a tour in Iraq with the military. It has never let me down.

~ J. Nasty

"My Friends Have Been Lusting After It"

Dude I love this pipe. It’s my only pipe and my friends have been lusting after it after they bought there "real" hookahs... jokes on them I guess.

I just wanted to show some love, and I do LOVE this pipe. It’s the shit.

~ Philip J Mathias

"Months Later I’m Still Happy"

I didn’t want a majestic hookah with a gorgeous, fragile vase to drool over. I wanted something durable I could trust to use for years - a proper investment in an activity I intend to enjoy long-term. The HoboHookah fit my parameters perfectly, including its price point, and months later I’m still happy with my investment (over the several states its followed me through).

~ Elizabeth B.

"The HoboHookah Is Hands Down The Best"

I’ve spent the last 2 years in the middle east and have smoked just about every type of hooka there is. The hobohookah, hands down, is the best. The simple construction makes better smoke and allows for much easier cleaning. I recommend it to all my friends, keep up the good work.

~ Ryan Fillis